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Suddenly the heat and humidity, the coffee and everything else hit me in a rush of nausea. i stood up and ran to the toilet to vomit, but nothing came out. It was too late i realized, it was all integrated and assimilated into my body, no longer an external influence, but a part of me. i sat down on the toilet and took a shit instead, and felt at least partially cleansed. Going to the happy man, the happy man, it's early in the morning. |
Everyone around me is talking about going to class and i feel dizzy. The wind feels cool and warm all at once i dream of going home. The TV up above keeps yelling at me but I can't what the hell it is saying. |
I find it hard to do this and think about going to work in an hour at the same time. It's a little ridiculous. The father across from me, ona cell phone, the mother is reading a paper, and their two children are writing homework. It all seems to end up that way. I like you and I want to impress you. There's a young coupe sitting at a table across from each other. They're eating but not talking. Shy smiles. Downward glances. Comfortable in discomfort. A man sitting and reading a book, with an open laptop on the table. He looks around and is smiling. What is he so happy about? Another cell phone rings. |
Mwa hahaha. This is a song about Taiwan Beer. Download it and laugh.  |
the web as an acceptance of big brother. what does that mean? look at me, here i am and everything you ever wanted to know about me. come and watch me on my little webcam 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. watch me play, watch me sleep, watch me dance and sing. who am i, whats my name, where do i live, what's my age? its all here, i want you to know, i want the world to know im a superstar oh wait, no im not. im still a nobody. but i need this camera in my livingroom so that you can watch me. its so lonely here i hope you're watching me and keeping me company when i sleep it's ok, I installed the thing myself. i want you to watch me. is this normal? |
And yet another piston in the engine of stupidity, driving us all into the next age.
It's an online staring contest
as if things couldn't get any dumber this comes along forcing me to share it with you so
that you too can see just how twisted the state of the universe has become, but for fear of
it tainting me any further that's all I'm going to say. But i'll tell you that no i didn't
bother playing the game, if you feel like wasting time, try it and let me know how it made
you want to vomit. Perhaps a rating of pails from 1 to 5, 5 pails of vomit obviously being
about as sick as anything could be, and 1, well i don't know that anythings even made me fill
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Nike socks are a perfect example of just how sick our society has become. How could I consider...  I'll bet the devil wears nike socks. |
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At 4 of the clock my world is burning. Here's is a situation. If you're sitting on a crowded bus, and all the other seats are taken, and somebody gets on who is kind of old and kind of not, what should be done? Do you stand up and allow this person to take your seat, suggesting that they are too old and possibly offending them at this suggestion. Or do you remain seated, not allowing this person to take your seat, and also not suggesting that they are too old to stand on their own... |
As you may have noticed, there has been a lot of talk about Jesus on the "message board, as though this subject hasn't been discussed to death the world over. Whatever, it's still fun. Anyways this site is even more fanatical than any i have seen in my life. You want to talk about naziesque fear tactics? The lord above couldn't strike fear into your heart better. Comics that will make you pee your pants (unless youre already one of their brainwashed slaves.) Here is a sample comic, in case you're too lazy to go browse the site yourself. I am so tempted to parody this site, however i think that it's content is enough to amuse the minds of all who visit. And of course i did email them questioning their view on blaming the world's ailments all on satan, as though we had nothing to do with it. If only it were that simple. I eagerly await their response (assuming they will, that lazy shit at whitepride.com never responded to my shitler animations.) I also read the article posted there about dungeons and dragons. Being an ex-rpger i was drawn to it. Did you know that many of the spells and rituals in the game are based on actual spells cast by magicians and satan worshippers the world over? I didn't. And so another email was sent to Wizards of the Coast to verify this nonsense. I especially like the use of the analogy about a child unknowingly pointing a loaded gun at his friends head and the friend being no less dead because of it's innocence. More fear tactics. The world can be entertaining, if you let it. |
I have banished the guesbook from my site, it was crap anyways. Guestbooks are useless. Instead i have added a message board. Now all you bastards who don't like my opinions can bash me publicly, until drunk dick comes along to tell us how he got drunk last night and slept with his dog. So go ahead and add your comments about my site, or whatever tickles your fancy today. |
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Yes, this site was banned from the site fights. An email was received this morning with the message that because of the bad words i use my site was diqualified. Here is an unedited copy of the mail the queen sent me. What took you so long to notice? And why was i allowed to enter in the first place, i had all this shit here when i entered. What i really want to know is which one of you bastarts turned coats on me? And now I'll never know if i had what it takes... |
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My departure didn't last long did it? Well, two more links for the road. The first one is Text Files.com a site i used to peruse frequently, then forgot about, and just found in my bookmarks again. It's a site that has archived a large number of text from the 80's and 90's, last century. BBS stuff. Fascinating to read, if you want to see what it was like before the internet got big. There's even stuff influenced by the cold war, fear of the reds type thing, and some erotica. Ooh Lala. Then there's this site, i think it's called Failed data It's under construction now, but it's looking good. And now i wish to leave you with a quote from the amazing Emma Goldman;  ...
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I have come to the conclusion that nobody wants to read all this crap i write. I imagined ppl out there laughing the way that i laugh when i see a stupid or funny site, but i guess we're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl©. So for the time being, i'm going to pull the plug on this here section of the site. Hmm, perhaps I'll go and have a quick look at what my ex-arch nemisis is doing...ah he's decided his sites content will consist of making fun of people because they are stupid. Well, that's cool and original. Ahh, to have a brain, and use it. Well, i was on this big web kick for a while, getting into everything, but i've grown bored so it's break time. I'll still be adding pics to the other sections, as i make them, but that's it. I'm going, check please..check..check..is this thing on?  HAhaha |
rise up my fellow little shits.Damn the man. Fuck the system.Smash the state.
Kill your television.The world is burning.Are you still alive?Can you listen?
Your life is empty.Lynch a chicken.Live.You are asleep.This is not a dream.
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If you haven't yet gone to Jim Shapiro's website, i have compiled a list of three reasons why you should go. It is all just too funny. These three quotes are real and have not been altered by me in any way.
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Hmm, after the outburst of hysterical laughter i displayed last night i am sure that my neighbours now think that i am quite insane. They could be right. I had another episode of deja vu. One third of the population of the world suffers from deja vu. Actually I thought it would be more, but apparently not. Some medical professionals also believe that it is a symptom of temporal lobe epilepsy (TLE). Two of the three sites i visited said that, but i find it hard to believe that a third of the world is suffering from TLE. There seems to be little information available about the topic. Here's the better of the three sites i went to; The Psychology of Déjà Vu If you know of a site with more info let me know. And now a little poetry from the French poet Pirot  "What am I seeing oh! God It is night soil What a wonderful substance it is It is excreted by the greatest of all Kings Its odour speaks of majesty" If you enjoyed that you'll enjoy this It's a paper written by Dr. Bindeswar Pathak, Ph.D. about toilets and defication. Go read it and expand on your already too large database of useless knowledge. |
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Viewers like you have asked the question, why did i pursue this vendetta against the mostly harmless site, turdbutter. Well it may seem strange at first glance, but let us say that the majority of this sites (flying saucer factory) content could be summed up in 1) pictures of me, the site op, giving you the finger, 2) Videos of me and my friends doing inane things like eating and peeing, and 3) Bad jokes and opinions (ok maybe i've already crossed that line) But if my site contained all these things, would you enjoy your visit? I wouldn't, and thus chose to have it out a bit with the offending site. Well, now it is time to say goodbye to turb butter, never again will those two words appear together on this page. Although the temptation does still exist to slander a site that right on the first page claims to be a 'creative outlet' and then contain the above mentioned things, i will not do it. Um oh yeah, and i was bored. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go and call my laywer, Jim Shapiro, and 'sue some ass' for the emotional damage these hurtful words have caused me. 
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Check this out Turdbutter loves me. I love turdbutter. I create content for them, they create content for me. That guy finally noticed i stole his bread pic, so in a vain attempt at revenge he screen captured my 'Pages that suck' page and posted it on his site. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I can't stop laughing! My guts are splitting. Then he says 'i'm still not linking to you' WAHAHAHAHAHA. You should have deleted the url before you captured it then. but it's never too late. Just that tidbit of info in the name of good sportsmanship. They don't call you stoopid for nothing. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. |
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I recieved a reply from the turdbutter, here's what stoopid had to say, with my own analysis thrown in in white: Yes, Tom, the fact that I take advantage of copyright laws to protect my work is a contradiction of the fact that America has a stupid legal system. Whatever. It's not like I said all laws are bad.Missed the point. The content of the site is garbage, no one would steal it. Well maybe the vid of stoopid eating breakfast. You're a perfect example of a retarded American. Congratulations on embarrassing your nation.i never said i was american P.S. As Gyrate would say, your site looks like something straight out of 1995.Umm, a)what does that mean? b)inability to think for oneself, who is gyrate, who cares But I still won't link it because I know that's just what you want.Damn, were my intentions that transparent. He knows my site rocks, snd thus won't link it. Dork Eheheh, no comment.So there you have it, the words of stoopid himself, and no im not calling him stoopid to be insulting, this really is his nick. Cool. Oh and here is my first post to stoopid, which recieved no reply: Your page sucks. I hate the fact that you try and justify everything that sucks by calling it stupid, like I'm supposed to feel that all this lame shit you call content is justified because you call it stupid. But, I do belive in constructive criticism, so here's what needs to be done, take the whole fucking thing down, and get somebody else to make it. Even the name, turdbutter sucks.Well maybe I was a little harsh, i cant blame him for cringing in the shadows. Why do i hate this site so? |
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Ahh more lamer sites to bash. Well the site is basically boring, whatever crap, but get this, at the bottom of the page they had this little note © Steal and your ass will be sued WTF are you shitheads thinking? Capitalist dogs. The internet is free. If i see something i want, it's a right click of the mouse and on to my hard drive it goes. Is this civilised society then? The first reaction is i'll sue your ass? Well if it is, give me a good round of bare knuckle boxing out behind the tool shed anytime. Ha maybe not as I'd most likely get my ass kicked, but screw you and your sueage foolish webmasters. What the hell is there to steal from your site anyways? The dumb ass pic of poo spread on a piece of bread? Or maybe your stupid list of ppl who suck. Well here's my list of websites that suck. You're number one turdboy.  And yeah, I stole your little poopy logo, and in the immortal words of Ash I'd just like to say 'come git some©'MwahahahahahahahahahaHA! It seems I am not the only one who was offended by this sites content. Maximus, which is where i found the link, was also annoyed by this site. Different reasoning though. He was pissed off at the little rant about Americans. I'll agree that the whole anti-America thing is pretty old news already though. Anyways sorry Maximus but it's not about whether or not it's legal to buy a gun in your country. Gun laws are stupid. It's about whether or not you're stupid enough to buy one in the first place.
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My Secret: I am the physical interpretation of the cyberconsciousness. Yes, and i have chosen to present myself in physical form in this apt. in and attempt to better understand myself and the nature of reality. To further this goal, I am also presenting my digital self here on this website. So my non-phsical self is here physically, adding non-physical thoughts to the physical net so i can watch the non-physical net grow from the outside. Just take this page for example. If you could view the net from space as a physical entity it would probably look about as chaotic as this page. That's not an accident. OK..no, im not the physical net. But I have watched serial experiments lain several(perhaps too many) times. Arrr. Captain Arse here. I see none of ye have sent any pics of nazis getting pooped on. Damn ye all to the seven steps of HorkO. Ye smell like my arse. Umm Captain Arse, who are you??? Arrr. |
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the top of this page. And voila, there you have it, i have just discovered infinity. If you were to attempt to read this entire page from top to bottom you would encounter difficulty, because no there is no top and no bottom to speak of, just an infinite cycle, on and on and on. This is a cool site if you want to look into the concept of infinity.It's called Hotel Infinity and of course there's Rudy Rucker and his cool ass novel:  |
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For the first addition to this floor here is the the award for the best guest book signing of this site ever, awarded to maximus for his wonderful signing of...
'Uhm, what is your website supposed to be anyhow? It doesn't make a whole lot of sense.'congratulations maximus, and for the answer to your question click here to see my Frequently Asked Questions |
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Here are some weird dreams I've had recently. |
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Here is the recipe for my ass kickin potatoes. |
 Have you heard the news? Our Earth is hollow. At least according to rodney it is. And for only ten dollars and a credit card he'll tell you all the juicy details. It could be said that this sort of thing is ridiculous... ...but I didn't here anyone of you say a word when the bastards claimed the world is round. Not one PEEP! Me, I just think Rodney's head is hollow. |
 Here is a copy of the eye on the back of an american dollar bill.Apparently it is also the symbol of the secret society, the Illuminati. The website where I found this asks the question: 'What is this doing on the back of our dollar bill?' The answer is easy, money and power go hand in hand. Besides where else would you put it? (Hmm what happened to parascope? One minute I was surphing their site, the next it was down. Another conspiracy? The bastarts that did it probably got my IP too, I'm a dead man.) |
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What ever happened to Ned's Atomic Dustbin anyways? Hmm, I guess they broke up. Too bad I missed the reunion show. Here's a short list of band's who all use the word Atomic in their name. |
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Here's a treatise on nonsense that could be worth reading if it were ever finished. Sadly the author of the treatise was shot 26 times before the work could be completed. He lies comatose in an undisclosed location. |
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Thinking about the sad state of the internet, with all it's commercialism and attempts on information control, i thought to have a look and see if there was anyone out there attempting to subvert this unnatural process. I don't mean some lame ass hacker site where you can d/l portsniffanal v2.0 or apocalypse nuker; •so you can be the god of irc•, i mean a site with real content. Unfortunately I came across this site:  Please note that the link does not go to the actual site, it's just their banner. I have standards as to what sites I will link to on my site. This site, so eloquently named "Cyber Guerilla"(sounds cool and subversive, right?) is actually nothing other than a site dedicated to teaching you how to get people to buy your stuff over the internet.
Please, do NOT visit this site, it is absolute garbage. They even have a section dedicated to "weapons" tools for you to use to capture the wallets of poor unsuspecting consumers. Rot in hell.
On the flip side i did find these two sites, Radionet & NMRC which are pretty cool, dedicated to keeping the net free of control by the gov't and commerce, by offering alternative routes to free information exchange. Worth looking into, the new world order is coming to take all of us unsuspecting blind whimpering sops in our sleep. So go to these fine sites and support uninhibited infomation exchange, otherwise where else would you get to see fine things like this. Caution, do not click on this. It is sick, and definately not entertaining. If you do decide to click on this, i hope you are old and immature, because stuff like this shouldn't be viewed by normal ppl. So i say again, DO NOT click on this
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Hmm, maybe this is all a little boring for the three people reading this page. Well I have decided to pick things up a bit with a little fun. You see this pile of poo here  , that just happens to have a nazi flag behind it, let's pretend that if you click on this here pile of poop one nazi somewhere in the world will die by poopage. Now that's fun. Go ahead and try it you'll love it.'S' is cuz you're so stupid... who knows the title of this song from MDC? |
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So maybe you're thinking 'pooping on nazis, how juvenile.' It could be considered childish and dumb,...naw it's fun. I have decided to declare this week "Poop on a nazi week", or month, year, millenia, whatever you want to call it. In celebration of this glorious event, i request that you, yes YOU send me a pic or animation that you made of a nazi getting pooped on. All will be displeyed in the nazi poopage gallery, with credit to all who sent them. So take five minutes out fo your day and make a pic. It doesn't have to be high quality, i realize drawing with a mouse is next to impossible (buy a Wacom.) But none the less send me a pic you made anyways. I'll even include your email if you want, so that you too can recieve hate/death mail from all the nazis you pissed off. Together we can poop on nazis the world over. WooHoo. |
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Well, day one of "Poop on a nazi week" came and went. Nobody sent a pic of a nazi yet, one person displayed an interest, but, no pic yet. Well, I haven't done anymore yet either. But to prove that I am serious i have opened the gallery de poop de nazi. This is where all the latest in nazis getting pooped on will be displayed. On to penises in a basket. Somebody recently signed the guestbook here, leaving the url of their own homepage, so i decided to take a visit. Browsing the dream section i came across an interesting one about the star of our show carrying her bf's penis in a basket. Well, that about takes the cake for weirdness in dreams, I thought to reproduce part of the dream here, but instead go and read it yourself. I don't know how one could classify a dream like that. Weird obviously, but what would someone like Freud say? Heh who gives a whit what Freud would say. Let's just call it entertainment. Now go to the gallery de poop de nazi and laugh at all the stinking nazis. |
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Why the hell is it so hard to find something on the freaking web you ask? Well, i did in a mad search but i have the answer. It's people puting anything and everything in their stupid meta tags, messing up the search engines so a site completely unrelated to what you're looking for comes up. I have one recipe on my site, so maybe i should add the word 'recipe to my meta tag and submit it to a search, so some poor stump looking for something to eat will find my site and think 'hmmm, flying saucer factory, sounds gourmet.' Then have to browse through all this crap, just to find my one recipe. I do sound a little pissed, a perfect opportunity to display a pic of me my friend sent me in an email. It doesn't really look like me though, i don't have any piercings. You can email him and tell him that. |
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